How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer.. merciless.. insatiable. Before I do anything, I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes I do not do that thing.

dhopeechiick:

hood2go:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

3ohovixen:

Me. Everyday. My life in six fucking seconds

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

6 seconds ain’t never been more accurate

Yo this is soooo me

(Source: vinebox, via wzrdkelley)

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Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil, via lunastar12)

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Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(Source: enlightened-globetrotter, via vodkacupcakes)

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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

(via crossbowhunters)

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housingworksbookstore:

blackballoonpublishing:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes this like this.

This is almost too good.

I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

(via tomhiddlesun)

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that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

(Source: muffintop-less, via therewasagirlwhowantedtofly)

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baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

(via ye-olde-chicken-strip)

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"Well, I guess Pascal’s not hiding out here."

(Source: brendunurie, via ruinedchildhood)

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