How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer.. merciless.. insatiable. Before I do anything, I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes I do not do that thing.

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(Source: swannsavior, via 5secondsofsparklez)

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browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

(via doubled-by-twice-the-amount)

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ifsheetswerestates:

fall out boy albums 

infinity on high

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fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

image

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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

(Source: ernbarassing, via gaskarxth)

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mo4shoo:

jem-sie:

faprincess:

best tumblr photo 2k14

I LOVE YOU


Yes I eat pussy lmaoo

mo4shoo:

jem-sie:

faprincess:

best tumblr photo 2k14

I LOVE YOU

Yes I eat pussy lmaoo

(via foreverfallingfast)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via americanpies)

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meladoodle:

1/7th of my life has been a wednesday

(Source: meladoodle, via encourage)

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