IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
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‘Looking in my mind palace for a fuck to give’
^^^^^^ That comment!
Can someone with talent please photoshop it on the gif?
I don’t know about ‘with talent’ but…
Oh my Godtiss, thanks! That’s perfect!
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i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
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stop whining ya big weenies (via thedukeoflions)
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Yahoo’s board of directors has approved a $1.1 billion acquisition of blogging platform Tumblr, according to a breaking news alert from The Wall Street Journal.
The deal is reportedly an all-cash acquisition, according to WSJ, and Tumblr will maintain control of its operations.
So, people are saying there are eight horcruxes, but every time I count I get seven?
- Tom Riddle’s Diary
- Rowena Ravenclaw’s Diadem
- The Ring with the Resurrection Stone
- Nagini
- Hufflepuff’s Cup
- Slythrin’s Locket
- Harry Potter
If I missed one, tell me, but I don’t see why people are saying there are eight.
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
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i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
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