How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer.. merciless.. insatiable. Before I do anything, I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes I do not do that thing.
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mamoru:

mamoru:

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

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oh wow you are so right! thank you!

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NSFW ban fail

future-tech:

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

Every one of my new followers since the ban has been a porn bot @staff

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reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.

lasoonaofthefireembull:

stickynotes10:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

we’re going on an Amanda hunt

my sister cant reblog this shit tm

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shawnthreetimes:

eisaitoxaos-mou:

fucking-desire:

reblog for great sex in 2019

With the person you want

With the person that wants you back

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nitrostreak:
“ stability:
“I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school
”
That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard
”

nitrostreak:

stability:

I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

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